How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.