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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.