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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.