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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.