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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope