What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.