What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.