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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.