Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.