Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.