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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.