What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.