What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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What do you call a lazy immigrant?

A United States citizen

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.