Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.