Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What's your blud type bob?

Typo