Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Stevie Jokes More Stevie Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")