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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Stevie Jokes More Stevie Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.