What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.