What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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Please get out of the swimming pool

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.