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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.