Buffalo Jokes

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

The attorney charges more.

A bison-tennial.

A buffaloaf.

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Shipped beef!

Because they crack under pressure.

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

The jury store

He buys a new house.

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Inconceivable.

Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

What do buffalo do when they get sick?

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

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