What superheroes refuse to fight in Nor...

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men