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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men