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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men