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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men