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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.