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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men