Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Sorry Jokes More Sorry Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.