Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
A lame joke.
Because it was a lame joke.
He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Haploid
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Wasaaaabi!
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
Dr. Dre
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
Because seven "ate" nine.
A running gag.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
Cause he's dead.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
