Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Jesus H. Christ Jokes More Jesus H. Christ Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.