Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO