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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.