What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.