What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind