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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind