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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.