Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
Because he was smoking quack!
Half a dog
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.
Because he hates capitalism.
He always had treble finding his keys!
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
Because people are dying to get in!
They don't.
Paint it black.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
