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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.