Homophobe Jokes

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Vladimir Jokes More Vladimir Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!