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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Fruit Punch Jokes More Fruit Punch Jokes

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

Fruit punch

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.