Homophobe Jokes

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Vladimir Jokes More Vladimir Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...