Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..