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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.