Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!