What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Driver: I love to travel.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.