What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.