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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.