How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.