How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.