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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.