A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
An horse.
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
They both worry about the position of colons.
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
Have you ever tried worm pie!
Another present!
He felt his presents.
Hello. Hello.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
With an icy-stare!
It's impossible to put down
