Disgrace Jokes

What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!