Disgrace Jokes

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Parade Jokes More Parade Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.