Because someone's always on the deck!
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Toucan play at this game.
He has a no-trade Claus
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
To get away from the Turkey coop.
Don't do it! You have potential!
A pirate aye!
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
Forever 21.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
They both have problems finding x.
