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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...