Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.