The Pirates always lose.
An all day run
The Pittsburgh Steelers
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He was sappy
You get off.
You may fist the bride
In a merry land.
Target practice.
Lost
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Too many walkers.
Dried Cherries
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because they Neverland
