Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder