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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...