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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.