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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.