Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Deer nuts are under a buck.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Elkaseltzer.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
Dough nuts!
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Robin Williams
