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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.