How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.