What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.