What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken