What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken