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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.