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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.