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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.