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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money