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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money