What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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I'm paw!

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here