Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

They're both dead gorillas.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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