Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!