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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe