Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.