Ground Beef
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
When he turns his cow to pasture.
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
You don't want beef with me
It mooved.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Heifer-weizen.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Steer Wars.
They were very impressed!
The cow has the udder.
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
The Moovies
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Because they like being amoosed!
A cud thud!
Because they are in bread.
An udder failure!
In mooments
They go on their honeymoooooon!
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
A cowch potato!
Because he was smooooooooth
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
The steaks were too high.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Moo.
Because the cow has the udder
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
A cow with short legs
She was pasteurized!
Mooney.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
An udder failure.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
A tail pail!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
His significant udder.
An udder disaster
He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
With a Cowculator!!
A cow that can milk itself!
A bad mood!
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
All the cows have horns
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
A prime rib.
The milky way!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They give each other a milk shake!
A lawn moo-er.
BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!
A hole-y Cow!
Mooooooooooooove.
Dairy air
A 3 legged cow
The Daily Moos.
With cowculators!
Mooves on.
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
A Jersey.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
Roast Moosmallows!
Because they've herd it all before
Keeping cows from falling apart.
They cowmoonicate.
Deja Moo!
It takes longer to milk the bull.
Decalfinated.
Because they're out-standing in their field.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Hay Fever
Any kind of moosic you like!
Beef Stroken off
St. Moo-is.
A cow.
I love you for your inner beauty.
Mooooooo
Oxfam.
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Moohammad
The moospaper!
They moove
He needed the cowlcium.
A cow with no lips.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
The slaughter house
Moogabytes
Shocked.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
When the monkey wants its bum back?
Nothing, they've never been together!
That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Beef Jerky
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Sparky.
