A milk dud!
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Hare in your milk!
The cow didn't make it.
Because cows can't get a square meal.
She couldn't find any mooovers.
Steer clear
Cows-mopolitan!
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Moo-dicinal
Moo**lestation
Cattleacs
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Because the stakes would be too high.
Moo-sic!
A bullfighter!
Old Moo Eyes!
It's a place of udder delight.
A moo'd specialist.
Udder chaos!
With a cowculator.
Cowboom!
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
An utter drag
A cow with buck teeth.
Ground Beef
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
When he turns his cow to pasture.
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Coward!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
You don't want beef with me
It mooved.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Heifer-weizen.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Steer Wars.
They were very impressed!
The cow has the udder.
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
The Moovies
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Because they like being amoosed!
A cud thud!
Because they are in bread.
An udder failure!
You want some beef
In mooments
They go on their honeymoooooon!
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
A cowch potato!
Because he was smooooooooth
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
The steaks were too high.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Moo.
Because the cow has the udder
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
A cow with short legs
She was pasteurized!
Mooney.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
An udder failure.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
A tail pail!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
His significant udder.
An udder disaster
He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
With a Cowculator!!
A cow that can milk itself!
A bad mood!
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
All the cows have horns
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
A prime rib.
The milky way!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
They give each other a milk shake!
A lawn moo-er.
BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!
A hole-y Cow!
Mooooooooooooove.
Dairy air
A 3 legged cow
The Daily Moos.
With cowculators!
Mooves on.
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
A Jersey.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
Roast Moosmallows!
Because they've herd it all before
Keeping cows from falling apart.
They have 3 long strong legs.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
My girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Beef Jerky
They get throne away.
They turn out the lights.
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!
They're not infallible
Dude, your is hanging out
