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Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

Deleted

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.