Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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I'll be Bach.

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They are always party fowls.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO