Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!