Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites