Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.