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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo