Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ...

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired