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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.