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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"