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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.