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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.