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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.