Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"