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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.