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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.