NOTHING....!!!
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He didn't give a sh...
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Is the question.
It IS what it IS.
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
A seizure salad.
Like a Bosch!
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A failure!
