One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
The volleyball net.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
I have Grey Poupon me
Ex-Benedict
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
A toy-
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
I believe in peace in our time
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
Still no idea.
She gives you the eye.