One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.
Hole is going to be huge!
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
She got a Zebra.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
He couldn't budget.
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Squintin' Tarantino