What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...