What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.