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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

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Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.