How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

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What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.