Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.