Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

English Jokes More English Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!