Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you