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Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause