What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...