What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

Knock on the door.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.