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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.