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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.