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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.