Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.