What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease