What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.