Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's