What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!