Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.