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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe