Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!