Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe