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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!