Computer Jokes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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Who are these women?

Women working at 900 numbers.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"