Ask the NSA for a backup.
This won't hurt a byte
A Dell
Cause it had a hard drive.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.
PC Plod.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
It may contain viruses.
The recycle bin.
A Dell.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Hoppy disks!
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
With the proper al-gor-ithms
Dos
He wipes the hard drive.
Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Because it had a hard drive.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Because they heard he's a web developer
A computer with a lot of bites!
Leeds.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Because happy people usually leave cults.
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
The latter represents people that win.
Hushpuppies.
Shut up
Extroverted
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
They had No Quarter
It was a black one.
They log on
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
