What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*