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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.