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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish