What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.