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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu