What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.