What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.