What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.