What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.