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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!