A bookworm!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It can look round.
Because they're crab apples!
Apple the door myself!
She could never say no to apple.
Looking for Jobs.
IPatch
A pineapple!
A fruit by the foot
When you take careful aim.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
To get to the other cider.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Man, go away!
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
All of them!
Sore arms.
Light ale!
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
The bombshell!
He'll tell you.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Fire.
A Brick.
Because they'll bite us!
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
