Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What is the proudest body part?

The veins

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm