The other half
It can look round.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
She was taking god's name in vein.
A hot dog.
A hot dog
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
A rottweiller.
You look elephantastic!
A caterpillar!
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
About six and a half books.
A tiger moth!
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.