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Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.