Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

The veins

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.